The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-
Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—
- Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.
- Steve loves apple cake.
HES GONE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABY COME BACK GABE COME BACK
HE SAID BITCH PLEASE OMG HELP ME HE’S EVERYTHING I WANTED IN A COMEBACK
I’M LITERALLY CRYING NOW OMG OMG OMG HE’S BACK HOLY SHIT HES BACK HES BACK GABE MY BBY HOLY SHIT IM CRYING
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
Anonymous asked: Once you get this you have to publicly say 5 nice things about yourself and send it to 10 of your fav followers 😊
1. I’m pretty smart
2. I have a great imagination
3. I’m really good at puzzles
4. My boobs are kinda nice
5. My cooking game is hella rad
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
I am going to reblog every version of this because this is fucking gold.
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
tumblr overreacting yet again.
Also can we please stop hating on white people just cause?